Breakfast Bar

The act of lifting your leg and passing gas on an un-expecting person. The buttocks must be facing the victim thus presenting the gas hot and ready.

At the One Direction concert, Eben got up from his seat and served Bram a Breakfast Bar.

by Too hot to Handel December 18, 2014

You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."

A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

by elip October 29, 2014

Barry Breakfast

Egg, Bacon, Chips, Wors, Mushrooms, Cheese Bun

Would you like a Barry Breakfast?
Yes Please.

by whatsyournamedelicate January 21, 2025

Breakfastarian

A person who recognizes the superiorty of breakfast over other meals. A person who eats only breakfast foods.

While some people would choose to eat a steak for dinner, a breakfastarian would only consume a steak if it were served with eggs.

by NIHNutrionist August 30, 2013

BreakfastBanana

BreakfastBanana likes xdarked

BreakfastBanana likes xdarked

by jps915 January 30, 2023

Barbarian Breakfest

When a man takes a bowel movment in a womans vagina and consumes it with a large fork.

Hey Dave, are you hungry?

No dude, I just had a big Barbarian Breakfest!

by LandonK May 5, 2008