Breakfast Bar 

The act of lifting your leg and passing gas on an un-expecting person. The buttocks must be facing the victim thus presenting the gas hot and ready.

At the One Direction concert, Eben got up from his seat and served Bram a Breakfast Bar.

Breakfast Bar by Too hot to Handel December 18, 2014

You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast. 

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."

A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast. by elip October 29, 2014

Barry Breakfast

Egg, Bacon, Chips, Wors, Mushrooms, Cheese Bun

Would you like a Barry Breakfast?
Yes Please.

Barry Breakfast by whatsyournamedelicate January 21, 2025

Breakfastarian 

A person who recognizes the superiorty of breakfast over other meals. A person who eats only breakfast foods.

While some people would choose to eat a steak for dinner, a breakfastarian would only consume a steak if it were served with eggs.

Breakfastarian by NIHNutrionist August 30, 2013

BreakfastBanana 

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BreakfastBanana likes xdarked

BreakfastBanana by jps915 January 30, 2023

Barbarian Breakfest 

When a man takes a bowel movment in a womans vagina and consumes it with a large fork.

Hey Dave, are you hungry?

No dude, I just had a big Barbarian Breakfest!

Barbarian Breakfest by LandonK May 5, 2008