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brain snap 

the term used by famous people (and normal people) to justify doing something really stupid that if they'd taken half a second to think about it they probably wouldn't have done it anyway. it's a cheap way of saying sorry for doing something dumb and not taking any slack for it.
the famous celebrity phone throwing incident that everyone knows about - headline of paper "how my brain snapped"
brain snap by trinie July 31, 2006
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noun and verb

when you suddenly have a complete psycho and all logical thought and reason takes a back seat to your rage and anger. sudden act of rage, without premeditation.

dangerous and illogical things happen.
"My god, what happened here?"
"Tim brainsnapped and thwacked him"
OR
"Tim had a brainsnap and thwacked him"

Examples:
Smashing a whole cupboard full of crockery on the footpath cos your plate wasnt cleaned properly. (From: He Died With a Felafel in His Hand)

brainsnap by chuckles mcdagger February 11, 2008

Brainsoap 

A clever product thought up by two rather stunning Canadian girls that allows one to wash harsh images and thoughts out of one's mind.
Girl 1: Hahah, what if your boyfriend wore a leotard?

Girl 2: NO. NO. NO. GET THE BRAINSOAP NOW! AHHHHHHH IT BURNSSSSSSSS.
Brainsoap by awesomecanadians February 18, 2011

Brainslap 

The action of open palm slapping someone so hard on their forehead that they feel it in their brain.
"Barry just brainslapped his brother."

"What the heck are you talking about?"
Brainslap by PocketBee May 20, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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