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bracknel 

The stuff that is left over after you have rolled a joint. Dead matches, ripped rizla and bits of tobbacco
"look at the state of this table, there is bracknel everywhere!"
bracknel by simon b carter April 11, 2008
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Bracknell 

Bracknell is not the biggest or best town in the world, but its home. There are leisure centres, parks, woods, swimming pools, bowling, arcade, arts centre and lots of extra curricular classes or sports for children and adults to do. Also a range of different shops and you can find most things you need.

Bracknell has a huge industrial area which is good for the economy and also provides opportunity for jobs.
Bracknell gets a bad name from the small minority of people, the same as any other town. These are usually the same people who complain about bracknell and how bad it is... if they got a job/life instead of hanging around in town, then they would be able to join in with the rest of society instead of complaining about it.
The town centre is generally quite clean and well looked after... I have been to much worse places!
I live in Bracknell
Bracknell by lapineda June 20, 2011

Bracknell 

Many people say Bracknell is "Chav land", well let me inform you that yes, there are some rough kids here but name me an area where there isn't. And I have only ever heard of one girl who was 13 when she got pregnant soo shsh! We are NOT all scum, I have never stolen anything! I don't smoke, drink or anything like that - niether do my friends and we are in our teens. If you were in Bracknell to witness the "fights in every pub every night" then I would love to hear from you. Thanks.
Leave Bracknell alone! You have no idea what it's like!
Bracknell by AHoyyHannah March 22, 2011

Brecknell 

cool , stylish and original , one of a kind . The type of guy that has a marbled bathroom , a speaker walled living room and numerous desirable vehicles.
Thats so Brecknell ! hes so stylish he must be a brecknell , damn hes super gay , no hes just brecknell
Brecknell by Yardy zad December 15, 2016

Bracknell 

Also referred to as chav land or Cracknell, if anyone asks where you live you tell them you live in Ascot or Reading. A trip to the local park consists of contracting HIV from a discarded heroine needle and getting threatened by badman Ross Tibbles. Bossman down at your local has been serving you since you was 4 months old and every time you turn a corner there’s either a homeless person or a junkie shooting up.
“Yeah I live in Bracknell”
“I’m so sorry”
Bracknell by bracknellyute May 24, 2022

Garth hill college Bracknell 

Beware for drama or u will have PATTURSON scream at u like a moron. Also u don't wanna be in a hour detection with My g Grainger.
I went to Garth hill college Bracknell when I was younger,to link Samantha

Tom Blacknell 

Local Hero
If you were to have a Tom Blacknell day that would mean your day was good.
Tom Blacknell by obrigadosenhor September 29, 2012
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