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box fairy 

lesbian; usage derives from reclamation of "fairy" as slang for a gay man.
You'll never score with her, dude, she's a box fairy.

State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Stick

When you fart inside a display SUV at the MN State Fair and close all the doors on random people sitting in it.
Damn honey, I would have bought this SUV but it smells like some State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Sticked it.