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Bowl of dicks 

A bowl of dicks is precisely 13 dicks. No more, no less. Not to be confused with a bag of dicks
Why don’t you go home and eat a bowl of dicks?
Bowl of dicks by NinjaDave13 July 24, 2019

Bowl of Dicks 

What fuckboys can eat while they are being fuckboys. Also can be used to describe someone who has made you uncomfortable or upset.
Those Fuckboys at the end of the bar can eat a Bowl of Dicks
Bowl of Dicks by MetzgerMeister1 December 25, 2018

Eat a bowl of dicks 

Eat a bowl of dicks....phrase means...put a pile of random penises in your mouth.... Bitch.

Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.
Used in a sentence

Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.

Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.
Eat a bowl of dicks by Wolf balls. September 18, 2012

Eat a hot bowl of dicks 

Something Ice-T tells haters to do.

Eat a bowl of dicks

Originally from the rap song "I Ain’t Goin’ Out Like That" by Cypress Hill, 1993.

"You little taco stand rapper, eat a bowl of dick up
Then you got my man over here, you can eat a bowl of dick up, too
Anybody got beef around the way, yo
Eat a bowl of dick up, yeah"

IYKYK
"Hey punk-ass bitch, you can eat a bowl of dicks"

"There never was no bag, only a BOWL OF DICKS"
Eat a bowl of dicks by IB_Pinky November 17, 2025

Go eat a bowl full of dicks 

A prison term used to tell your cell mate to Fuck Off.
Hey Fuck Stick, Go Eat A Bowl Full Of Dicks.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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