A boy with bleach blonde hair. He simps for blonde soccer girls. He has a raspy voice and is always asking where his lunchbox is. He uses the phrases “easy dub” “she’s goated” and “L throw”
He has bleach blonde hair and a bowl cut. He simps for blondegirls who play soccer. He has a raspy voice and is always asking where his lost things are.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.