A boy with bleach blonde hair. He simps for blonde soccer girls. He has a raspy voice and is always asking where his lunchbox is. He uses the phrases “easy dub” “she’s goated” and “L throw”
He has bleach blonde hair and a bowl cut. He simps for blonde girls who play soccer. He has a raspy voice and is always asking where his lost things are.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).