bottom brain 

When a gay/bisexual man, who is a bottom, tries giving directions, tries understanding how an engine works, or just acts in a way a bottom would.

T: Basically it plays music on a FM frequency that your car radio can connect to.
B: I doubt it’s very loud hahaha.
T: It plays through your car’s speaker smh.
B: Ohhhhhhhhh
T: You had bottom brain hardcore for a second

bottom brain by Spacialpilon June 14, 2021

bottom!blaine 

A canon aspect of Blaine Anderson (from glee)'s sexuality since circa episode 4x16, Feud, but popularized much earlier, thanks to the wonders of Blaine's ass and fanfiction. There are still debates around its canon-hood, probably because its almost too good to be true. We here at UrbanDictionary have patience and sympathy for that. They'll come around.

klainer 1: hey, do you think kurt ever tops blaine?

klainer 2: of course he does, bottom!blaine is canon! didn't you watch feud?

klainer 1: I did, but I thought it meant switch!blaine or versatile!bottom!blaine is canon?

klainer 2: oh honey, that "not really?!" had zero conviction. i betcha also thought we were supposed to believe kurt never picks out his clothes.

klainer 1: wait, so... you really think he wants the D?

klainer 2: he wants the D, and only the D.

bottom!blaine by freelancewhales March 25, 2013

Barry Bottombringer 

a REALLY cool person who is TOTALLY cool and REALLY fun and cool guys hes really cool

freestriker alt 1: wow that barry bottombringer guy is an asshole

freestriker alt 2: lets show him how we do it in new mexico

Barry Bottombringer by Phoniccers May 31, 2022

Barry Bottombringer 

Barry Bottombringer is a Shafapper,
A misfit, A hooligan, A bollockslicker

He engages in Sexual acts with Beetles, and is a Furry Femboy

Shrek:
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely Barry Bottombringer, But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.

Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes

Shrek:
What a load of--

Barry Bottombringer by MyNameIsNotMelli May 31, 2022