freestriker alt 1: wow that barry bottombringer guy is an asshole
freestriker alt 2: lets show him how we do it in new mexico
freestriker alt 2: lets show him how we do it in new mexico
by Phoniccers June 1, 2022
Barry Bottombringer is a Shafapper,
A misfit, A hooligan, A bollockslicker
He engages in Sexual acts with Beetles, and is a Furry Femboy
A misfit, A hooligan, A bollockslicker
He engages in Sexual acts with Beetles, and is a Furry Femboy
Shrek:
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely Barry Bottombringer, But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes
Shrek:
What a load of--
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely Barry Bottombringer, But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes
Shrek:
What a load of--
by MyNameIsNotMelli June 1, 2022