A man who is not technically a librarian, but is employed at a library in one form or another. A malelibrary worker in a industry traditionally dominated by females.
Bill: "Oh you work at the library? I didn't know you were a librarian!"
Jim: "I'm not a librarian, I'm just a Bookfag."
"You have no idea the stress involved with being a Bookfag. Working with nothing but women all day every day just wears a man down"
Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*
Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...
When, while sitting at a bar, a person is flanked on either side by individuals who have chosen to take out books and read rather than continue a conversation. Also known as a Bilateral Booking.
At the Zig Zag last night Brian tried to talk to two babes, but ended up completely bookended.