1 definition by Noam Bleiweiss
In Texas Hold 'em, having a Jack Queen in your pocket. Named after Jacquese of the recent season of Real World, the self-proclaimed bootyologist who, in fact, did not get anywhere near any bootys.
In the showdown between the Ayatollah and the Fan's Least Favorite, the former would likely take down the latter's pocket rockets catching a runner-runner two pair with his bootyologist.
by Noam Bleiweiss April 05, 2005
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