booty goggles

When a person starts to consider dating someone they would've dream of dating because of an extended dry spell.

Friend 1: I'm thinking about asking Mary out...
Friend 2: Dude you haven't gotta laid in 8 months, thats just your booty goggles talking.

by macstudent47 July 09, 2009

Booty Goggles

To be whipped by a stupid hoe, a conglomeration of "booty blind" and "beer goggles"

Man, steve sure is rockin' them booty goggles. He watched the notebook with his stupid hoe instead of gettin sloppy with the boys.

by Rich Wyngreznezk January 24, 2007