A DL, Gay, or Bi Man who plays the sexual role openly or behind closed doors to be sexually penetrated usually by other men with large penises and has an enormous size booty more of the Endomorph type body shape more like a female with wide hips, thick legs, and thick thighs (even with a masculine face) that attracts other men who are DL, Gay, or Bi Men known as the "Top Man" who sexually penetrates.
"I saw on his Grindr profile that he is 100% a Top and in search of a Big Booty Bottom"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!