bookee

Pronounced Boo-Key. A term used to describe someone's own humiliation in a light hearted, non-malicious manner. Also, the bookee can be defined as proving someone wrong. (Calling someone out on their mistakes)

She hurried home to watch her favorite show, only to realize she didn't pay her cable bill and it was cut off. Bookee on her!

Bob called his ex wife to let her know, to keep her water dripping so her pipes didn't freeze. Little did he know, her pipes were busted last week by the neighbor. Bookee on him!

by ECollie4,PoohBear February 4, 2014

Badlands Booker

Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*

Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...

by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013

Bookended

When, while sitting at a bar, a person is flanked on either side by individuals who have chosen to take out books and read rather than continue a conversation. Also known as a Bilateral Booking.

At the Zig Zag last night Brian tried to talk to two babes, but ended up completely bookended.

by CA Central May 27, 2009

Bookend Lols

When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.

Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.

Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.

Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.

by ColonelMustard24 August 1, 2016

Don't need no booklearnin'

Boogie woogies make this claim constantly when they are confronted about their future. They make plenty of money with their form of three r's (robbin', rapin', and riotin'.)

Tyrone addressing the school principal: "Hey moefoe! I don't like school. Don't need no booklearnin'."

by running out of patience March 23, 2008

Bocolate bip bookies

Chocolate chip cookies for blood who hate to use the letter or the sound of C

Blood even made me say bocolate bip bookies, he so blooded out!!

by Mr.Bangz June 15, 2016

fookie bookie

Fookie bookie is the nigga that ain't no one want to see. If you see him you need to beat his ass.

Guy: if I see that nigga fookie bookie, im a beat his ass , not having his bull shit.

by not fookie March 17, 2014