Boogerjob

the swapping of muscas or nose drippings from one nose to another. aka a 10 for the sexual #

i wanna give that girl a boogerjob so hard her brains will drip nose crust.

by Hughe Geerection October 13, 2007

Boogerwoof

1) A slut that you won't take around your friends, but still fuck on a regular basis.
2) Derives from both terms booger(meaning slimy, nasty, and dirty), and woof(comes from a mut, usually associated with trashy and greasy bitches).
3) Will let you ass-fuck her in a allyway behind a dive bar.

Yeah man, i got some lil' boogerwoof on the side...in case i need to get my dick wet.

by Dr. Anal-assist March 12, 2008

boogerjack

To hijack someones belongings without the owner knowledge. In most cases the owner was not present during said hijack.

"Logan, did you boogerjack my pencil?" "No I think Steven was using it." "Steven did you boogerjack my mechanical pencil?" "The red one, yea I used it and stuck it in my bag when you werent here."

"I want my Donkey Kong Country cartridge back that you boogerjacked from my house while I was taking a dump."

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by sackiller April 17, 2012

Boogerboo

A boogerboo is someone who eats boogers while playing peekaboo. Old men usually like boogerboo's. Boogerboos are often found in daycare but some can be found in pubs with goblins and other types of unicorns. If you see a boogerboo please let them know you want a booger then eat it.

Look at that "boogerboo" in the distance.

by A-boogerboo December 11, 2021

Boogerwoof

A boogerwoof is usually a female who tends not to meet the standards of most men. Often used as a one night or to run a train. This is the type of person you deny being with til the end. Often associated with: thot, whore, and hoe.

Bethany is such a boogerwoof, she will run a choo choo for a mighty kids meal toy.

by Alejandro615 February 2, 2014

boxerjob

A blowjob with boxers on.

Kari gave Rob a boxerjob.

by Matt Dennis July 15, 2005

boogerhook

(n.)A sharp back-handed slap of the hand, done with the index or index and middle finger extended, as if flinging a booger.

(v.) To boogerhook somebody.

boogerhooked boogerhooking

Neil boogerhooked Janice for pinching his scrotum.

by Blenderhead71 February 12, 2007