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booby trapped 

when a woman uses her fantastically big awesome boobs as a smokescreen to lure a man into thinkin that the whole package is hot as well, by some sort of booby magic that drives a manner into a state of altered consciousness preventing him from seeing anything but boobs
Hey Bob, so I went out with this awesome chick the other night, the total package.... but then last night I saw her again and turns out she booby trapped the hell outta me the first time by hoisting that fantastic rack up in my face.
booby trapped by motoboat October 26, 2011
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booty-trapped 

Someone who tosses your salad then fucks your friends. So your friends are pretty much making out with your ass.
"Hey man hes done with Michaela should I take a crack at that?"
"Feel free bro but I heard she booty-trapped."
booty-trapped by shegrosstho February 11, 2015

Boobtrapped 

The feeling a man or a lesbian gets when putting his or her face between very large breasts.

A very simple trap that catches a boob.
Bob felt boobtrapped when Lauren put her very large breasts in his face.

Bob boobtrapped the moron who was stealing his chickens every night.
Boobtrapped by thatguy011071 January 12, 2010

Boobtrapped 

The feeling that some men have when surfing the Internet, as if they cannot esscape the multiplying preponderance of boobs all over the place, from websites to blogs to spam.
"My girlfriend joked to me last night that my computer might be boobytrapped, but what I think she meant was boobtrapped, because, man, I am surrounded by boobs almost everywhere I go online."

-- Overheard at a water cooler at an office in Palo Alto, California
Boobtrapped by PRwiz101 August 27, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026