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boobshelf 

A large set of breasts that stick out far beyond the body, so that the woman who owns them can not see her feet. A boobshelf often catches spilt food, leaving stains on clothing, often along the cleavage line. Boobshelves can be useful for laying plates while scooping food into your mouth or resting books for comfortable reading.
My boobshelf is so big, it hangs over the table when I eat. I am constantly cleaning food stains off of my shirts because of my boobshelf.
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boobshakalaka 

The act of jumping in the air whilst screaming, "BOOBSHAKALAKA!" and smacking a female's breasts with both hands, in the manner of dunking a basketball.
Bobby: So how was your date with Helga last night?
Jimmy: Well things got a little awkward when I gave her the boobshakalaka.
Bobby: Damn, that shit is wack!!!
boobshakalaka by Svend Carlson February 25, 2008
A very Canadian oriented breast or breasts (in the case of "boobehs"). Term ussually given to the pertruding amount of fatty tissue area that extends from a canadian female's chest. Known by many as the titteh or titty the boobeh may be confined to the north leading to many occurances of erectoreous nippleous. Saught after by men and lesbians alike, the boobeh takes on many shapes and sizes, some built for comfort, others for speed. It is up to the consumer to have a decent amount of product knowledge to best select his, but prefferably her desired boobeh.
"So i was searching through some of my favorite cannuck pornography, and I saw some wicked boobeh!"

"I cant undo your bra to let out your boobehs, im so awkward"
boobeh by Drewzor August 30, 2008

boobshadow 

a technical term used to describe the shadow cast by a woman's (or man's) breasts
S: Gloria, your boobshadow is huge tonight.
G: Aww thanks love you are the sweetest!
boobshadow by oryx and ibex December 18, 2011

boobshake 

A casual, modern way to introduce yourself to a female.

It is the handshake of the 21st century.
It was nice meeting Susan, but it wasn't until I gave her a nice firm boobshake that I was able to ascertain her personality.
boobshake by SRP November 22, 2007
An art form involving an individual placing a pair of shoes against their bare chest with breasts occupying space where a foot would normally be inserted.
Walter had a boobshoe fetish, and his wife would spice up the bedroom by putting different pairs of her shoes on her boobs.
boobshoe by JDiddy2Pretty September 14, 2013