bonoges

Big boobs. Tits. Breast

Meaning really big boobs or breast on women. Look at the bonoges on her

by Provomaxie November 23, 2019

Bonogasm

That feeling of excitement and fever you get when exposed, either visually or auditorily, to Bono being his dangerously sexy self.

I had a massive bonogasm while watching Rattle and Hum last night.

by Sadie, Julie, etc January 4, 2010

Totes bonobes

An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".

Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!

by SecretChimp July 8, 2011

Pro-bonofessional

The description of someone who does a ton of work, and somehow rarely or never seems to get paid for it regardless of reason. A professional volunteer.

Q: What do you do for a living?
A: I am a pro-bonofessional; I just wish it paid more.

by Generatorn February 20, 2011

bonogles

Sunglasses fitted with bright pink glass,mainly worn by untalented pop-artists of the homosexual persuation. Wearing this accessory for prolonged periods of time can have serious psychological bieffects on the wearer, such as wrongly comparing yourself to the Beatles, the perception that you have deep knowledge in subjects far beyond the limits of the pop-artists feeble mind and deeply enjoying the smell from the sulphur acids in your own flatulence. Looking directly at the sun while wearing bonogles will result in retinal cancer (retinoblastoma), though if you find yourself wearing bonogles, it is widely and strongly adviced that you go ahead and do it. A thorough study in this subject matter is done by the UDCA (Uncle Deercamp Culture Analysis Board)

The use of "bonogles" in a sentence:
"Bono is a pretencious piece of shit with suck ass songs, a dumb ass name, and I hope someone shoves those damn bonogles so far up his ass you can hear them clack on the back of his teeth."

by FleshlightPounder November 14, 2007

bonges

Someone who regulates, especially on the Ultimate field

Did you see that guy who scored the last point. That was Bonges!

by elboza May 3, 2007

bonogasm

When you are so enamored of your own self righteous glory that you blow a load in your pants every time you look at yourself in a mirror or think about yourself in the third person.

After a two hour sermon on the evils of sin, Jerry Falwell had a bonogasm after getting a glimpse of himself on the door of his limo.

by Mike Fryberger April 1, 2007