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bonogasm 

When you are so enamored of your own self righteous glory that you blow a load in your pants every time you look at yourself in a mirror or think about yourself in the third person.
After a two hour sermon on the evils of sin, Jerry Falwell had a bonogasm after getting a glimpse of himself on the door of his limo.
bonogasm by Mike Fryberger April 1, 2007
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(noun): the extreme sense of joy/relief/wonder when during what seems like an ordinary nose-picking, one produces not only a booger, but one attached to a white or clear string of "pre-booger" mucus. Many boogasms will produce a "tail" approximately 3 inches (7.6 cm) long. Most boogasms occur during cold season, in dry climates (Phoenix), or during long air-conditioned car rides. NOTE: If your boogasm tail has blood or hair in it, this is considered good luck.
Yo man! I thought I had a grip of snot rockets in my nose but it turned out to be one long one with a tail. Best boogasm ever! I tried to show it to my boo but she got all grossed-out.
boogasm by MC Superbear June 2, 2011
1. The feeling of extreme sexual ecstasy derived from playing and or hearing wicked bongo beats.

2. One of the greatest underground bands alive.
When I heard Bongasm for the first time, my knees buckled, my toes curled, and tears filled my eyes.
Bongasm by LizzieIntheHizzie February 14, 2009

bonegasm 

The feeling of relaxation when laying down on a bed and you feel all your bones just absolutely melt, releasing all the tension in your body. Sometimes accompanied by moaning really loudly out of comfort
After coming back from work, I literally had the biggest bonegasm as soon as I got into bed
bonegasm by StarlightEclipse December 27, 2021

bonogamy 

The state of only being able to bang one pod even though you really just intended to catfish the shit out of him and have no idea how you ended up here.
Mairi finds bonogamy strange and unsettling
bonogamy by BonogamySucks August 1, 2017

boogasmella

the future
i boogasmellad everywhere
i love boogasmella
boogasmella by Boogalover2 August 20, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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