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bongsy

Founder of Bong Related Industries, this superior male specifimen originated in the in the Heavens and drifted down to the earth's crust upon a nitro powered bong with super clutch. Bongsy has been known to cut tremendous burnouts in his ghostwagon and also been known to perform many other mad dog activities. He has been ripping since the age of six when he discovered he has clutch. He is the human equivalent of a stallion and has been known to woo women with his incredible foot burnout. Bongsy has a history of rawkusness and is the number one ranked player in Inverell at Tecmo World Cup Soccer '91 on Nintendo Entertainment System.
Bongsy doesn't have any idols but many people see Bongsy as their idol. These people include Darryl Sommers, Man Bear Pig, the Inverell Cluctch Master Chess Club and....David Kitching.
Bongsy is a supreme being, and is frequently referred to as a sick cunt.
Person 1: Holy shit, check out that mad foot burn out. The cunt must be getting so many chicks.

Person 2: Fuckin oath. Thats Bongsy, what a sick cunt.

Person 3: Fuuuuuucccccckkkkk

Chicks: Your the man Bongsy

Bongsy: Chicks, chicks, chicks, chicks....rawkus....
by H-Bongos June 18, 2007
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Bongsucking Leech

Usually a girl, but can be a guy, who attaches herself to a guy or faux friends who have plenty of 420, just so she can suck on the bong and get high. The Bongsucking Leech has no money and contributes nothing to the party, so to speak, may not even be cute, but will sometimes perform sexual favors or do errands to work off some of the leech-ery in trade.
That pink-haired chick is such a bongsucking leech, she is just using him for his weed. She even admits it behind his back. Now I think she's even moved in with him and cleans his apartment and cooks just so she can get high now.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009
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bongshach test

Upon smoking more weed than is necessary or advisable from a bong with ancient water, the act of pouring the thick, murky liquid on a piece of paper and saying the first thing that comes to mind. Much like saying what you see in a cloud pattern and very closely related to the Rorshach Test. A good indication of what lurks in one's subconscious.
Ryan and I smoked 47 bong hits and then dumped the bong water onto some paper. I performed a Bongshach test on Ryan and he said that he saw the face of God or maybe a large cookie in the representation.
by ImnotmeImyou March 24, 2011
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Bongry

When a pot head is getting irritable or angry having been without a bong hit for what they deem an unreasonably long time.
What’s up with Damo?

Oh don’t worry about it, he’s just “bongry” He’ll be right soon.
by Budhound March 5, 2020
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Asa Bongoy

A fortnite character who reminds students of a teacher.

LOL

Asaaaaa
Asa Bongoy is here.
by Viktor le BG du 92 June 21, 2018
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Bongsmith

(n) One who is skilled in crafting bongs. Eg. The Hazlet Bongsmith.
I took a trip to the local bongsmith this morning and procured myself a fine smoking apparatus. Let's go smoke some weed.
by Mitchass July 15, 2009
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bongyver

Someone who can fashion a workable bong in minutes out of almost anything.
see Macgyver
"You made a bong out of a toothpase tube and a t.p roll?! dude you are bongyver!"
by Artemis Depthcharge May 28, 2005
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