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boner monkey 

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis
I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey
boner monkey by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017
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Boner monkey 

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.
Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
Boner monkey by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023

Boner Monkey 

A horny black man.
Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey
Boner Monkey by Sindal January 16, 2025

Monkey Boner 

Used to define someone acting like a retard
Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner
Monkey Boner by Nick Kos Alex Barnett December 17, 2004

Boner Money 

Spending all your money to only be left w/ a giant boner. Money spent, usually at strip clubs, on getting a boner.
I spent all this money at the strip club only to be left w/ a giant boner. Ahh, boner money and blue balls!
Boner Money by Shad Michael November 1, 2011

Money Boner 

When a guy gets an instant erection from receiving a very large amount of money.
stock broker: Dude, I just made 2 mil on that trade, I have such a huge money boner right now.

monkey bone 

1) the little sticky-out bone just above your asshole and below the small of your back. its where your tail would be if humans had tails, which would be kinda cool. it really hurts when u do sit ups cuz ur monkey bone gets pushed against the floor.
2) a film where a monkey turns into a guy
dude1: owww shit dude that fuckin canes, i cant do any more sit-ups
dude2: cansarn that infernal monkey bone, fucker.

i rented monkey bone from blockbuster
monkey bone by dead donkey July 12, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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