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Boner Game 

The object of the boner game is to see who can get a boner the fastest, usually played in boring classes to pass the time. To play the boner game you must:
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary

Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
Mitch and I were playing the boner game in Spanish today and Mrs. Johnson totally caught us!
Boner Game by Arnold Palmer March 1, 2008
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Boner Game 

A game started in Lancaster High School, in lancaster ny.
First, in the last 5 minuts of class, see if you can get a full stiff, and see if you can loose it before the bell rings for your next class. If not, you will walk through the halls with a boner, and nobody wants that!
" Yo Dave, im bord as fuck"
" u wana play the boner game?"
" fuck yea yo"
Boner Game by cranedave021994 May 20, 2009

boner game 

a game played between a guy and a girl, which is pretty good foreplay. the girl tries to get the guy up by touching him anywhere but his 'funparts,' and the guy tries to keep it down as long as he can.

its more like a race against time or a demonstration of ur ladyfriend knowing what u like.
"dude, i was playing the boner game with emma and becky, and emma TOTALLY CHEATED" "no way broski what happened?" "i was totally winning, then emma just reaches down and grabs my cock! she tried to even deny it when i brought it up later!" "that BITCH!" " i know right" "seriously."

"hey kate, this movie sucks, wanna play the boner game?" "sure! your mom just told me some of ur secret fetishes so im guarenteed to win!"
boner game by Jeremy and Ryan March 28, 2008

The boner game 

Game; A race to see who can get hard the fastest without aid from pictures or touch.
oi mate, want to play the boner game???
The boner game by yaldi July 11, 2014

Blairs Boner Game 

In the middle of a party a random girl screams "BLAIRS BONER GAME!" And than the girls check of any guys have a boner and if they do the girl has to suck his dick
"I lost my virginity because of Blairs boner game! It was so fun."

Game-Boner 

When the excitement of an upcoming video game release is so overpowering it generates feelings of arousal.

Symptoms include: Pre-Orders, calendar reminders, scheduled days off, repetitive trailer watching, rescheduling important life events and the ending of relationships.

If your game-boner lasts more than 4 hours please consult a physician.
Dave: Did you see that trailer for the new Grand Theft Auto? It looks awesome!

Erik: Check my pants bro. I'm sportin' a major Game-Boner.
Game-Boner by GAMEWRECKERS October 30, 2012

Game Boner 

A way to measure how excited for a game you are, the bigger the boner, the more excitement.
Watching that new gears of war 2 video totally stoked my game boner
Game Boner by who cares10101 October 21, 2008
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