bondage baby

The submissive partner in a BDSM relationship. Often refers to a slave or sub who can't get enough of bondage; a masochist who gets off on being bound and (sometimes) gagged.

"She's a real bondage baby. She just loves it when her Master ties her up and flogs her. You should hear her moan!"

bondage baby by lyndal June 21, 2007

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bondage baby

Someone who is concieved in the act of a male and female performing bondage and or kinky shit towards each other and the result child, is known as a bondage baby.

Person 1.) Dude, Marley is such a bondage baby.
Person 2.) I know. I feel bad for her.
Person 1.) Her birthday must be really awkward.

bondage baby by john q sample December 15, 2010

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Bandage Baby

A baby that is conceived to restore a failing marriage.

“Do you really think slapping a bandage baby on your marriage will fix it?”

Bandage Baby by Cannabisius March 3, 2021

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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