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bologna nipples 

A girl with very large areolas
That girls got bologna nipples
bologna nipples by Fr3 May 30, 2006

bologna nipples 

large pink, nipples that look like slices of bologna. thanks to my b/f chris for this one!!
bologna nipples by aamanda September 23, 2003

bologna nipples 

Term used by virgins who don't know the difference between a nipple and areola to describe breasts with large areolas.
Virgin: Dude, that bitch has totally nasty bologna nipples.

Not Virgin: Shut up you little faggot, like you've ever touched any breast other than your own hairy moobies.
bologna nipples by furdiesenlulz January 15, 2009

bologna nipples 

A females nipples that are so large, that they take up almost the entire surface area of the woman's breast.

The color of the nipple has an identical shade as bologna.
Her bologna nipples should be put on a meat slicer and be served a a deli.
bologna nipples by PancakeNipples January 6, 2010

bologna nipples 

girls with bologna nipples should breastfeed starving kids in africa because they have extremely large nipples.
person 1: kath has some majorly big bologna nipples!
person 2: yeah she should breastfeed kids in africa!
bologna nipples by supppp July 29, 2007

fried bologna nipples 

Huge areolas and big flat tits. Often they look like fried bologna would look.
Tonya Harding has some big ole fried bologna nipples in her wedding video.
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