bolen

the envy of both men and women. a brilliant person with more sex appeal than the Victoria's Secret catalog.

"Did you feel that? I just dilated. I think a bolen just walked in the room."

"Yea I totally got that vibe, my panties are soaking wet. There she is - bolen."

by JillianJones November 11, 2006

Bolened

To be talked into a purchase you originally had no intention of buying.

I came to the store to buy a CD and the salesman Bolened me into buying 3 new DVDs.

by shoeschrist June 24, 2011

bolen

A douche-bag so terribly ass-bagish that his mere pressence requires everyone in the room to perform an anal or vaginal douche (dependingn on there sexual orientation, or flexability) simply to rid thereselves of the stench of him.

Guy 1*
Is that a bottle of thud-rud in your hand? (liqour that smells strangely of a dead rotting cow that has been lit a-flame)
Guy 2*
Why no, I do believe it is a bolen. Lets kill it before it migrates.

by Sate-the-masses January 27, 2005

Bolened

To be talked into buying an item you originally had no intention or desire to buy.

I went to buy a CD but the sales clerk bolened me into buying 3 DVDs and a new MP3 player too.

by shoeschrist June 28, 2011

the other bolen girl

the other preson, the other person going some where, can be used as a code name.

"hey is the other bolen girl going to?"

"what time is the other bolen girl getting here"

"don't tell the other bolen girl who i like"

by coolasskidd12365 April 23, 2008

the other bolen girl

the other preson, the other person going some where, can be used as a code name.

"hey is the other bolen girl going to?"

"what time is the other bolen girl getting here"

"don't tell the other bolen girl who i like"

by coolasskidd12365 April 23, 2008

bolens boat boner

A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.

Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!

by xXWhiteKnightXx July 17, 2010