bokeyno

A traveling motorsports technician that lives an extremely vertical lifestyle. They can typically be found living in vans down by rivers or any national park waiting for a car to work on.

“A pair of bokeynos rolled through last night en route to Pittsburgh working on Corvettes.”

“That bokeyno over yonder at the Buc-ees brisket counter rode into Texas this morning and gave my ride some lambo doors! World needs more traveling Motorsports technicians.”

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bokeyno

A traveling motorsports technician that lives an extremely vertical lifestyle. You can typically find one living in a van down by the river or any given national park.

“A bokeyno rolled into town dead of night on a journey towards a garage full of Corvettes to work on. He was about 5’ 10’’ & looked to be livin in his truck.. pure bokeyno.” -Highway Patrol

“That bokeyno over yonder by the Buc-ees brisket counter rode into town to give my ride lambo doors! World needs more traveling technicians.” - 72 year old Corvette owner

bokeyno by The Wicked Win October 7, 2022

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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

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