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bobby strassburg 

Hes the funniest cutest guy around he’s CUTE AS HECK and has an amazing personality he’s lovable sweet and kind hearted (to certain people) and makes an amazing boyfriend his girlfriend is lucky to have him he’s also the funniest person to be around he’s loyal and and and knows how to cheer someone up when they are down he’s the best person to talk to and I love him and he should know who this is
Bobby strassburg”: hey

“Me”: OH MY GOD HE NOTICED ME
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bobby merill strassburg

You will love to talk to him he’s a fun person to be around and his girlfriend is lucky to have him like really lucky “ she doesn’t deserve him” “he’s to awesome for her” anywho he’s cute as heck and could crack a room up with his hilarious jokes i love him and I hope he knows who wrote this.
“bobby merill strassburg”: hey

Me: OH MY GOD DID YOU GET SENT FROM THE HEVEANS ABOVE?

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012