bobbart

a totally awesome person who's name is robert but we just call bobbart.
he totally kicks ass and is ravage!!
my friend with benefits! XD
a sexy beast

person 1: oh my god did you see that awesome person just pass us?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: oh, well he must have been a bobbart.

by taylor_is_cool August 14, 2009

Bobbar

Yorkshire slang meaning 'shit' or 'shite'
Something that is rubbish, serves no decent purpose, doesn't work correctly, a poor situation or is just plain old crap.
Also the excretion of humans, dogs, goats, cattle, rabbits etc etc...

Bill - "Jesus Christ Dave whats that on your sleeve?"
Dave - "Oh.. I slipped on some bobbar cutting through the park.. Fucking dog walkers want shooting."

Example 2:
Marlon - *old skool ringtone sounds* der, der, der, der, der *pulls out nokia 7210 in the pub...
Wesley - "Ha Ha Ha Ha" *falls off chair.. "what the fuck is that man?"
Marlon - Yeah, i dropped my iphone down the toilet at work.. Using this till the insurance pays out.. Its proper Bobbar..
Marlon - "has it got snake on though?"

by long jon donger July 26, 2014

bobarto

A retarded person that isn't medically diagnosed retarded. This person's appearance, speech, and actions all reflect that of someone who is mentally slow... but for some reason they are able to function in society as a non-retarded person.

After the dick-sucking girl finished her sixth consecutive blowjob, she swallowed it down and the bobarto tongue-kissed her... tasting the remains of his six friends. What a bobarto.

by ktrane March 23, 2004

Bobbert

A Nickname for someone (anyone) named Robert, but only for those special enough to deserve to be called that. And Especially if you're cute !

'Hi Bobbert, how are you?"

by FallenAnjel July 8, 2010

Bobbatron

Nickname for an awesome girl

woah!! shes must be called bobbatron!

by Matchew!!!!! July 6, 2008

Bobbert

A Bobbert is a small, elusive, woodlands creature with an appetite for all that is Doritos. Having a keen sense of 'n00b detection', he can identify new creatures to his domain in an instant. Using his magical leprachaun wings, he flies from tree root to tree root, hitting branches with his head along the way. According to recent studies, he has a primitive worship cycle in which he worships the 'Great Cheese'

The Bobbert just ran across my foot! He pissed on me! Shit!

by 009. One of the founders of Bobbert[TIE] September 13, 2003

Abugne Bobdarts

The interpretation of "Hot Fudge Sundae Pop-Tarts" when the person speaking has a full mouth

Brook: "Hey Eddie, what's that in your purse?"

Eddie: "Abugne Bobdarts"

by Apache, Jump on it!!!! July 20, 2008