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bob the cat 

Bob the cat is a fat cat with half a mustache.
bob the cat by Bobthefatcat December 7, 2013

Bob the cat 

Look up Bob the cat in Urban Dictionary online you peewee.
Bob the cat by pufflers February 12, 2021

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler 

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.
That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!