Bmeat 

The word to describe an enormously big meat

Chris Jenkins has a bmeat

Bmeat by Bmeat god June 12, 2019

beat in peace

Jerking off with no risk of being interrupted or caught.

Mom and dad won't be home for at least another hour. Maybe now I can beat in peace.

beat in peace by sciflyer.25 March 2, 2014

Beatlemaniac 

People with an obsession with The Beatles. They're also the greatest group of fans in the world.

"wow that girl is awesome"
"she's a beatlemaniac"
"LET ME MARRY HER"

Beatlemaniac by BEatlemaniac1234 December 17, 2012

We-We Beater 

We-We Beater: Someone who tends to touch himself during games, and leaving the microphone on. Going AFK to produce personal sexual pleasure.

Hey Wheres Skarz? He's not moving.... This guys a We-We Beater

We-We Beater by Shatheed January 31, 2019

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

Feet beat 

Getting a girl to masterbate you with her feet

I payed the hooker to take off her shoes, pull out my wiener and give me a feet beat

Feet beat by Bigdickballer420 May 10, 2017

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020