Blunching

When you have too many mimosas at brunch and it makes you blush all red

“Guys i know these mimosas are bottomless but this is my last one, I just looked in the mirror and I’m hardcore blunching”

by Coconut123456 April 14, 2026

bouncing betties

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"

"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

by "Alright" October 2, 2019

blanchin

Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings

1. Incredibly good

2. Incredibly crazy

1. This food be blanchin right now

2. This girl is really Blanchin right now

by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019

Bouncing on my boy's dick

What ted cruz does every day after hes done zodiac killing the shit out of tupac's holigrams

Bouncing on my boy's dick to this for hours

by Chummmmm December 15, 2016

Monkey Branching

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

dirty bouncing

A word made up by Comedian Christoper Titus that describes the act of sex.

A: There's this girl at the club that I'm going to hook up with.
B: Oh, you guys are going to be dirty bouncing?

by antidad September 11, 2013