blue fingers
The frustration that results from a situation where you text someone and expect a reply but they don't reply for whatever reason
blue fingers by bensch128 October 22, 2009
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Blue Tooth Finger
The blue tooth finger is the obnoxious finger raised by an individual engaged in a phone conversation on their blue tooth headset. It generally occurs when an innocent bystander happens upon the blue tooth talker but cannot see the blue tooth device. The bystander unwittingly responds to the phone talker who then raises the blue tooth finger indicating that they are on the phone and not speaking to innocent bystander. The bystander thereafter feels a strange combination of embarrassment and anger.
Tom: I thought some guy at the grocery store today was talking to me. I responded to something he said, but then realized he was on the phone when he gave me the blue tooth finger.
Ed: That’s embarrassing. Were other people around?
Tom: Yeah. Plus, he gave me a dirty look like I should have known he had that stupid thing in his ear.
Ed: That’s embarrassing. Were other people around?
Tom: Yeah. Plus, he gave me a dirty look like I should have known he had that stupid thing in his ear.
Blue Tooth Finger by River Road July 2, 2008
blue cheese finger
blue cheese finger by zelindra January 31, 2015
Blue Swivel Finger Splash
The word you tell someone to look something up that sounds super crazy, wild, or wacky on Urban Dictionary in hopes of building up their anxiety, excitement, or otherwise expectation in what could be lurking in the definition.
Oh, you think that's bad? Look up "Blue Swivel Finger Splash" on Urban Dictionary, that's a REAL crazy one!
Blue Swivel Finger Splash by JamesIsMyName March 13, 2022
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger
Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.