blows chunks

A term taken from the slang for vomiting, but re-appropriated to illuminate the incompetence of an individual.

- "Remember our 9th grade production of Romeo and Juliet? Greg totally ruined it with his shitty acting."
- "Word. Greg blows chunks."

by Halvetica August 4, 2007

Blowing Chunks

When the stomach releases large pieces of undigested food through the mouth

Chad : Oh boy lunch time now I can cuddle with my favorite girl!
Kiersten : Oh Chad this is so romantic kiss me!
Steve : Oh Shit! Move Out Of My Way People! UHHHHH! UHHHHHHHHHHH! UHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : You Stupid Fuck! What Is Your Problem!
Steve : Sorry for Blowing Chunks all over you guys!
Chad: God Damn't

by SlopNChop February 23, 2017

blowing chunks

To vomit mass quantities of large solid material. Very unpleasant but could be worse. See example.

Barfly: "I went home totally drunk from the bar last night and started blowing chunks."
Bartender: "That happens when you're shitfaced sometimes."
Barfly: "You don't understand. Chunks is the name of my dog."

by PeeBee February 11, 2004

blow chunks

1. to vomit.
2. to...

David: Man, I drank so much last night, i went home and i set my house on fire! Now I live in box.

Harry: No man, I drank so much last night, I went home and i blew chunks all night!

John: Dude! I drank so much last night, I went home and I beat the crap out of my wife, now she's sueing me for all I'm worth!

Harry: No dude... Chunk's my dog.

David & John: ....

by Aduras March 14, 2005

blow chunks

1. to vomit

2. to be terrible, to be extremely bad

The sensation I got from this creature nearly made me blow chunks.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2011

blow chunks

To release the contents of the enlarged, saclike portion of the alimentary canal in a violent manner, especially after you view your parents having sex.

Dude, I, (raaaalllllppphhh) just seen, (baaaaarrrrrfffffff) my parents, (Huuurrrrrlllll) fucking!

SHIT MAN, I would have to blow chunks right fucking now, man.

I know dude, I just did!

by Dude Grease October 29, 2006

blowing chunks

To expel chunky vomit in many directions at once. Often practiced just before reaching the pan.

She stood aghast as after 15 pitns he sprung forward and blew chunks over her tits

by Minger Magnet April 15, 2003