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blows chunks 

A term taken from the slang for vomiting, but re-appropriated to illuminate the incompetence of an individual.
- "Remember our 9th grade production of Romeo and Juliet? Greg totally ruined it with his shitty acting."
- "Word. Greg blows chunks."
blows chunks by Halvetica August 12, 2007
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blow chunks 

1. to vomit.
2. to...
David: Man, I drank so much last night, i went home and i set my house on fire! Now I live in box.

Harry: No man, I drank so much last night, I went home and i blew chunks all night!

John: Dude! I drank so much last night, I went home and I beat the crap out of my wife, now she's sueing me for all I'm worth!

Harry: No dude... Chunk's my dog.

David & John: ....
blow chunks by Aduras March 13, 2005

blow chunks 

1. to vomit

2. to be terrible, to be extremely bad
The sensation I got from this creature nearly made me blow chunks.

blow chunks 

To release the contents of the enlarged, saclike portion of the alimentary canal in a violent manner, especially after you view your parents having sex.
Dude, I, (raaaalllllppphhh) just seen, (baaaaarrrrrfffffff) my parents, (Huuurrrrrlllll) fucking!

SHIT MAN, I would have to blow chunks right fucking now, man.

I know dude, I just did!
blow chunks by Dude Grease October 28, 2006

Blow Chunks 

1.To regurgitate or eject contents of stomach. See also spew, yak, vomit, hurl, barf, technicolor yawn, ralph, lurch, puke. 2.To get furiously angry, using profane and foul language.
1.I drank too much, I need to blow chunks. 2.My father will blow chunks if he ever catches me smoking his weed.
Blow Chunks by John Barry November 21, 2004

Blow Chunks 

To vomit like no one is watching. Can be so intense that you may feel your stomach in your esophagus. Common causes include: meat sweats, diarrhea, intense exercise, asthma, falling into a dumpsters, stubbing a pinky toe, shaking hands with a man named Tom Waterson, eating orchids, consuming the stems of marigolds, ingesting grape flavored children's Advil, standing next to a man interesting in little boys, being near to or remotely associated with shrek, running into a door at church, consuming raw or undercooked meat, your wife strangling you with a necktie from her late father's attic space, and so on.
Joaquin: Did you see Dominic blow chunks after ther 15k yesterday?

Ryan: TOTALLY! I was right there when it happened! He overdosed on medication from his inhaler.
Blow Chunks by h03sontherange November 19, 2022

blow chunks 

1. To vomit; to be sick.
2. Something that is not good, or a major disappointment.
1) I feel really sick -- I could blow chunks right here!

2) That movie blew chunks! I can't believe I paid $9 to see it.
blow chunks by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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