blowing off
blowing off by Dave Dodd June 29, 2006
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blowing off a log
the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
blowing off a log by gulliblezine February 5, 2009
blowing someone off
he ended up blowing someone off when he ditched them to GET blown off
synonyms: to cast aside, to throw aside, to ditch, associated with flakiness
synonyms: to cast aside, to throw aside, to ditch, associated with flakiness
blowing someone off by 6969lolz September 29, 2019
blowing someone off
To fully make plans with someone and to purposely not show up when the other person doesn't have anything planned purposely to blow the other person off
blowing someone off by Badboy327 June 29, 2014
Tiff blowing Bryan off
Whenever Bryan tries to invite a girl named Tiffani out and she either denies, says maybe but does not follow threw or just ignores him
Bryan asked Tiffani to video chat. She lead him to believe they would buy denied it it by Tiff blowing Bryan off by ignoring several of his calls.
Tiff blowing Bryan off by Dok5150 June 11, 2018
Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake
The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake by Bigmanswole March 22, 2010
blowing his doors off
A rudimentary verbal expression of bliss, defined by a meathead (indigenous to the northeast region of the united states) who had the unbelievable fortune, of getting some action from a soon very regrettable chick.
One of Joey's many side chicks, went down on him in the front seat of the Eldo. Blowing his doors off while still in Park.
Also see meatwinner
Also see meatwinner
blowing his doors off by Guido4life December 28, 2016