Blopkin 

Related to the Blumpkin. The Blopkin is the act of recieving fellatio while playing a multiplayer game of Call of Duty: Black Ops (Blops). Concurrent with your orgasm, you must score a headshot against an opposing player.

Shirley gave me a Blopkin last night; I got a headshot and so did she!

Blopkin by Roflcopty234 March 18, 2011

Blopkin 

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump when you have a pinch of dip in. The term comes from the term "blumpkin" with the word bop meaning a pinch tobacco.

Dude, last night I was bopin and taking a dump when my bitch came in and started giving me head. I call it a "Blopkin", it was chill as hell.

Blopkin by moneymike827 June 9, 2011

Blopkin 

To recieve a blowjob while fucking bitches up in the recently released "Call of Duty Black Ops" which by the way is awesome as hell.

"My girlfriend gave me a blopkin the other day, it was chill"

Blopkin by Wick-off November 25, 2010

Olympic Cock blocking 

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.

the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.

Olympic Cock blocking by sweetrod willy March 5, 2010

Skull Blocking

It's when u send some funny meme in #general and someone send a picture below u preventing u from getting ur hard earned skulls

-Wabka: *sends a pic*
-AOT: *sends a pedo joke right after him*
-Wabka: STOP SKULL BLOCKING

Skull Blocking by Goku no diffs ur fav verse March 20, 2022

dog blocking 

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."

dog blocking by rufusclay November 9, 2013

Tebow blocking 

Tebowing in a halway, blocking oncoming traffic.

Tebower: "Dude did you see me Tebow blocking today after 1st period?"

Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."

Tebow blocking by tafamustafa December 26, 2011