Bloofed

To be high as a kite while under the influence of marijuana.

Yo im bloofed af

by wall dough April 22, 2015

Bloof

Bloof is a communal and exclusive term amongst selected individuals to express a variety of emotions, concern, disgust, and appreciation for certain observations and familiarities.

That shit was fuckin' bloof.
That kickflip was bloof guy!
I can't believe we had to write that exam today, that was bloof!

by sygmatik October 26, 2010

bloofing

Farting in your partner's mouth while engaging in sex. Usually oral.

I was giving my bf a bj and he was bloofing me.

by Arazmo December 4, 2018

bloof

Something said as an after thought, either approving of something or not agreeing. Also used to show surprise, or mock somebody/something.

Has developed into many different variations (such as bloofies, bloofers, doosh, blam) in order to fit into context or to include variety.

Example 1:

Matt: Is this? (pointing to 24 pack of good beer he just bought)

Shawn: Bloof!

Matt: Is this!? (pointing to a micro brew keg)

Shawn: Bloofers!

Example 2:

*at the bar...an ex girlfriend walks in...*

Matt: Blam.

Shawn: What?

Matt: My ex just walked in dude!

Shawn: Ba-blam! Let's bounce.

by rockstar myers October 27, 2011

Bloof

a lethargic good for nothing piece of rock that just takes up space; if punched in the belly, multi-flavored jolly ranchers pop out of his mouth. What a treat!

I'm thirty but I don't have money on me to buy a drink. Maybe if I bloofed this soda machine, goodies will pop out.

Every girl wants to marry a good boy. Make sure to study hard so you don't end up with a Bloof.

by e_e August 30, 2006

Bloof

Getting a blow job while smoking marijuana.

A bloof is lighting up while a person is sucking on your dick.

by Chode Muffin November 27, 2010

bloof

v. To explode romantically

n. A romantic explosion

My computer short-circuited when I bloofed all over the keyboard.

by jew_swoggle May 7, 2009