A bloody Russian is when your girlfriend / wife gets sick of your drunk ass & decides to piss in your vodka, adding a touch of period blood. Blame it on the Grenadine & cherries & make him a nice drink.

wife "Hi honey, had a hard day? Let me make you a nice cocktail."

husband "Yeah bitch, make yourself useful and make me a few."

wife "Sure thing sweety. Extra cherries? I call it a bloody Russian"

Bloody Russian by taylor TWIGG January 27, 2009

bloody russian

1. Smirnoff Ice topped off with a shot of Chamborg.

2. Tasty mix invented by the Bellinator

Jesus Christ man, 8.50 for a Bloody Russian. You guys SUCK!!!

bloody russian by ultralord June 7, 2003

bloody russian

When a woman gets around to her time of the month, she keeps her menstrual spillage in a pitcher and puts it in the fridge. The next time she has sexual intercourse, she shares it with her partner as a tasty treat.

Dude, Veronica totally hosted a bloody russian last night, it was fucking disgusting.

bloody russian by mike hunt is warm November 19, 2006

Russian Bloody Nutcracker

Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off

Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.

Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?

Russian Bloody Nutcracker by ScroTard June 20, 2022

Blood Russian

A member of the Russian paramilitary forces that are under the command of Vladimir Putin.

A Blood Russian is similar to a Nazi under Adolf Hitler.

Blood Russian by Type2GenomeManiac April 7, 2022

Bloody Russia

An angry confused exclaimation. Usually meaning something along the lines of "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Man: "Will you go hump that llama?"
Boy: "Bloody Russia!!!! No way!"

Bloody Russia by Daggers October 31, 2007

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026