When you have sex with a girl while she is menstrating, on her period, and you pull out, have blood on your penis and proceed to give her a bloody mustache. Closely related to a dirty sanchez.
by Patrick450 September 17, 2011
When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.
“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
by Rigidsteel2 April 28, 2020
When she's fresh off her period so you sound her tampon/pad before taking part in sexual intercourse.
by Jayzona9 March 1, 2018
Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
by Severe Sammy November 8, 2020
When a lady is masturbating for a man's viewing pleasure and pulls out her bloody tampon and whips the guy in the face with it, smearing blood on his face. Best performed on heavy flow days for maximum effect.
by Bloody karly November 7, 2008
Bloody Mary is a song by Lady Gaga that never got popular enough to hit radio. The song is from the point of view of Mary Magdalene (a female follower of Jesus) and can be compared to Gaga's other hit song, Judas.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard that one song by Lady Gaga called Bloody Mary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it reminded me of Judas."
Person 2: "Yeah, it reminded me of Judas."
by Dan Trews November 28, 2011
A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.
Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!
by ultimatewizardoftheworld March 15, 2015