Bloody Mary

1. A classic cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices. I'm told that I make the best in London which is annoying because I don't like them. Waste of vodka if you ask me.

2. The name we give to my insane grandmother. She doesn't mind...

1. "A bit too spicy, Mr Ben. I admit, I'm a pussy but I need some ice please."

2. "Would you like a cup of tea, Bloody Mary?"
"Am I free? Of course I am, dear..."

by Mr Ben February 09, 2005

Bloody Mary

A vodka-based beverage invented by alcoholics to validate drinking in the morning.

Wow, dad got really drunk again last night. Good to see he's only having a few Bloody Marys this morning.

by frameofreference August 28, 2010

Bloody Mary

To eat out a girl on her period, although unlike a rainbow kiss, there is no snowballing.

John gave Carly a Bloody Mary because she still wanted some.

by Beefcake-Fandango November 21, 2009

Bloody Mary

1. A cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices.

2. When a male and female have sexual intercourse whilst the female is on her period

1. Woman: Oh my god, I'd kill for a Bloody Mary right now

2. Me and John had a bloody mary last night in bed. It was awful

by Diamond Girl March 26, 2006

Bloody Mary

The sex act of giving yourself an enema with blood (this could be anyone's) and projecting it onto your partner's face or chest

"Steve, after work treat me with a Bloody Mary."

"Nothing beats a Sunday morning Bloody Mary."

by Very Hot Karl February 13, 2013

Bloody Mary

When you get pulled over when you have your period and you have a bag of weed on you so you quickly stash it under your bloody pad.

What we smokin?
Bloody Mary brahhh
...You got pulled over again?

by BloodyMidget February 17, 2011

Bloody Mary

When you eat your girlfriend out while on her period, and then drink the blood.

It was her time of the month but I still ate her out, then after had a Bloody Mary.

by Rico Love January 16, 2016