Bloody Mary

1. A classic cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices. I'm told that I make the best in London which is annoying because I don't like them. Waste of vodka if you ask me.

2. The name we give to my insane grandmother. She doesn't mind...

1. "A bit too spicy, Mr Ben. I admit, I'm a pussy but I need some ice please."

2. "Would you like a cup of tea, Bloody Mary?"
"Am I free? Of course I am, dear..."

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

Bloody Mary

A vodka-based beverage invented by alcoholics to validate drinking in the morning.

Wow, dad got really drunk again last night. Good to see he's only having a few Bloody Marys this morning.

by frameofreference August 28, 2010

Bloody Mary

To eat out a girl on her period, although unlike a rainbow kiss, there is no snowballing.

John gave Carly a Bloody Mary because she still wanted some.

by Beefcake-Fandango November 20, 2009

Bloody Mary

1. A cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices.

2. When a male and female have sexual intercourse whilst the female is on her period

1. Woman: Oh my god, I'd kill for a Bloody Mary right now

2. Me and John had a bloody mary last night in bed. It was awful

by Diamond Girl April 19, 2006

Bloody Mary

The sex act of giving yourself an enema with blood (this could be anyone's) and projecting it onto your partner's face or chest

"Steve, after work treat me with a Bloody Mary."

"Nothing beats a Sunday morning Bloody Mary."

by Very Hot Karl February 12, 2013

Bloody Mary

When you get pulled over when you have your period and you have a bag of weed on you so you quickly stash it under your bloody pad.

What we smokin?
Bloody Mary brahhh
...You got pulled over again?

by BloodyMidget March 4, 2011

Bloody Mary

"Bloody Mary" was originally Queen Mary the first of England she reigned for five years (1553-1558). Later she worked on turning england back to the roman catholic church. She was nicknamed bloody Mary be during her reign she burned and killed 300 people due to heresy!

There is also a superstition that if you are in the dark, look in the mirror, and chant bloody Mary a ghost or a witch will appear but there are no real evidence or facts proving this myth to be real!

Another thing related to this topic is a popular alcholic drink refered as a brunch cocktail made with Vodka as the base spirit though alcholic it is very nutritional!

What is Mom doing?

Oh just testing the fact if the bloody mary superstition is real!
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by Greenbaypackers January 10, 2015