When you start hanging out with a new guy and realize he has some baggage that might make him un-bro-able.
A: I started hanging out with this guy Dan recently and he's cool, but I found out he's a fan of Nickleback.
B: Damn, sounds like he has some broggage.
Expressing your deep inner hatred of the world and everything in it via your blog, message boards, or other "fakeinternetbullshit."
Inherently pathetic yet somehow deeply therapeutic in a purely superficial way.
And so today my boss reprimanded me, my brother told me I'm not invited to the wedding, and my friend Carrie backed out on the plans to go to Tahoe! Argh! My blograge is strong today.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.