Blizzard

An individual who attempts to or has sexual relations with a snowman.

Dude, my next door neighbor ruined my kids snowman, that blizzard banged the hell out of it.

by ugetit? February 26, 2016

Blizzard

A game company that thinks "soon" is a month++

We are happy to announce that we will soon be accepting applicants for the World of Warcraft® Open Beta Test for North America.

by DeathKiller October 24, 2004

blizzard

1. A company unable to complete maintenance on time.
2. A company manned by a jolly fat man with a snowy white beard (patch days only).

Blizzard finally completed their maintenance 2 hours after their scheduled completion time.

"Like omg!111one dude! blizz4rd r3leased patch111oneone GANK GANK GANK"

by World of Warcraft Forums April 17, 2005

Blizzard

A Warcraft III spell used by the human hero "Arch Mage".

I hope that AM doesnt cast blizzard on my mass archers!

by www.eternalsoldiers.net July 26, 2003

Blizzard

Performing oral sex on a male or female with an ice cube in your mouth.

Suzie decided to give Petey a blizzard last night after his team lost.

by Fresh Money April 10, 2010

the blizzard

a fan is needed. when a male is getting head and when he is about to cum, ejaculates into the fan, simulating a blizzard of semen on to the girl's face

you : dude did the blizzard hit your house last night?

someone else: no, dude its july
you: heh heh, i know ; )

by JDS11 August 19, 2009

blizzard

A lot of cocaine, typically over a quarter ounce (two eight balls).

Let's roll out to Calvin's pad, I hear there is going to be a blizzard sweeping through the place.

by MofoSam June 10, 2003