blish (n/v) most amazing word ever
1. the noise uttered when there is an unnecessary silence, or there are no other words to be said.
2. a word with no definite meaning to be used at any random time
A "Blish" is simply a bloody shit. Not pooping pure dark red blood, but rather when you just have small trace amounts of light red blood in your stool. Either from hemorrhoids or small cuts on your asshole. Perfectly normal.
Good friend: "How was the blish?"
Me: "It was extra painful. Thank you"
"I don't flush my blish so people after me know there was a badass mother fucker just in there"