West Texas blinders

When you live in a small West Texas town specifically (Marfa TX) a rural area and haven’t seen hot people in a REALLY long time so you are so blinded from not being In civilization you start to find ugly people, attractive

Did you see Emily with Mark?! She must have her West Texas blinders on he’s a 2 in the city.

by Dillybar66 February 27, 2022

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blinder

Blind, blinder and blindest

Tom wears glasses because he blinder than Richard.

by DatShrimp September 4, 2021

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Blinders

A bunch of people who follow a specific party. Instead of following someone who will get rid of debt and not get rid of 60,000 jobs under 24 hours like Biden. Also people who get offended of what someone says even though they dont fall under that category and that category doesn't care what someone said.

You are such a blinders.

by Poonchuck January 29, 2021

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Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 29, 2020

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Breath blinders

The act of breathing like you’re going into labour whilst inside a vehicle in order to fog the windows and prevent people from seeing you smoke the ganj.

Friend: I’m about to hit this shit. Me: put on the breath blinders/ breath like you’re going into labor before they see us.

by Desert lightning May 31, 2019

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