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Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.
I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker
Blind Sailor by Captian Mikey March 20, 2008

blind sailor

A sexual act starting in doggy style. When the guy is about to climax, he pulls out then spits on her back, making her think he has climaxed. When she turns around you give it to her in the face, while yelling "Blind Sailor!"
My girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her the ol' Blind Sailor
blind sailor by fergo September 7, 2003

blindsailor 

A person willing to venture into unknown places without care or thought.
That new guy you hired sure is one hell of a blindsailor..
blindsailor by Stephen McDonnell January 20, 2006
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026