fergo's definitions

blind sailor

A sexual act starting in doggy style. When the guy is about to climax, he pulls out then spits on her back, making her think he has climaxed. When she turns around you give it to her in the face, while yelling "Blind Sailor!"

My girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her the ol' Blind Sailor

by fergo September 7, 2003

shmler

A really bad comeback to an insult. Much like nyer, but even more pathetic

Cara: Mark you're such a n00b
Mark: Yeah well, shmler =P

by Fergo January 11, 2006