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Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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Your a blind nut.
Javier called out to adam, you're a blind nut
by Weldingdog May 6, 2018
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Blind nut

Like a blind date, but for sex
“My friend set me up on a blind nut last night, and she was fucking good.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 14, 2023
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bling nut

One of those locking "puzzle nuts" or "lock lugs" used to prevent theft of high-priced automotive rims. Typically, one standard lug nut per rim is replaced with a bling nut. Bling nuts can not be easily removed without access to the corresponding specially-keyed socket.

Expensive aftermarket rims are a typical bling accessory added to cars to customize the appearance.
I used bling nuts and everything but those pricks still managed to jack the rims off my car last night.
by Spewey April 13, 2004
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Nut Blend

When two or more people cum inside you mixing their cum together to create a custom nut blend
James and I were left limping after being completely nut blended
by Regurgitate January 23, 2022
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Blind Squierl looking for nuts

When a girl is about to give you head you poke her eyes and make her find your nuts!
dude i pulled a blind squierl looking for nuts on hugos sister last night
by joethehoe524 December 29, 2007
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