bleacher butt 

the feeling of numbness in your butt during an event

(stand up after event) Ahhh, man i got a serious case of bleacher butt

bleacher butt by R-Mell Green March 10, 2008

Butt Bleacher 

Someone (male or female) who uses a skin bleaching product on their bunghole area to make it more presentable to their partner.

I knew Mary Kate was a butt bleacher from the view I got whilst "doggy stylin" her.

Butt Bleacher by Retro Rat February 18, 2010

bleached butthole 

To remove the brown-stained area around one's anus with bleach.

When Caroline bent over, you could see her freshly bleached butthole glistening in the moonlight!!!

bleached butthole by 123456789101112 October 16, 2007

bleached-butthole effect 

The bleached-butthole effect —

1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so

He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.

bleached-butthole effect by tykomaki February 20, 2022