blast a load

act of forcefully ejaculating usually happens after a long piece of ass

wayne tore that ass up for an hour then he had to blast a load in her mouth

by LesCrapp May 10, 2006

blast a load

Act of taking an unusually forceful shit.

"I don't know if it was the hot wings or the meatloaf, but I seriously have to blast a load"

"Somebody blasted a load all over the place in here! Damn, that's nasty."

by Severance August 11, 2006

cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

by Slappdat January 7, 2018