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When something is so accurate, it hurts.
"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."
by jiggityjugs July 03, 2013
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Blasphemy is anything thats existence can be called insult to god, especially those memes where the Sesame Street puppets are accused of pedophilia and hate crimes.
“I heard Herra sent Eleni photographic proof of Elmo molesting a child”

“Ugh I hate her, how could she commit such blasphemy
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Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.
"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."
by Bucket Life October 01, 2007
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a slang term for the word bullshit.
Bob: yo i gotta write a 10 page report on WEB Du Bois.
Tom:thats blasphemy.
by Jacky L December 25, 2007
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To do something out of ordinary ,kind of like playing god or to act like you are. To state false comments about things you dont kno.
Jenny always assumes she knows everything about a certain person ,but yet she knows nothing ,she needs to stop trying to play god and shut up
by Shelbs April 09, 2005
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A term used by religionists and flat earthers when logical people prove them wrong by using reason
Example 1. Logical person: There is no god
Religious person: That's blasphemy!
Example 2. Logical person: NASA isn't a hoax
Flat earther: Blasphemy!
by redgrave1093 October 26, 2019
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