blag

Something that means nothing. Much like blah. Often used when there is no real answer.

Stephen: Are you doing anything?
Travis: blag....

by Bob799 August 7, 2006

Blag fag

A faggot who tries to act straight.

Tom you are a BLAG FAG

by Topher May 14, 2003

Sick Blag

"Sick Blag"

To 'blag', or lie extensively, to a colleague, work mate, spouse or close friend.

Mitch - "I'm Really sorry boss, there's been a; Death in the family/my dogs died/my mother has rabies/it's the apocalypse/I've got aids/I slept with your sister last night (and she was faaannnnttasssstic)

Boss - " That sounds like a fuckin' sick blag to me kid"

by David 'Beef' Hyams July 17, 2008

blagging my head

to be annoyingly confused by something

dude1:-your mum's your dad's grandma
dude2:-woah youre blagging my head!

by kitsch.object September 14, 2003

blag-o-toobz

The internet. Origin not fully known. Most likely has roots in the word "blog", and the idea that the internet is constructed of a series of pipes that transport information from place to place in the same manner and with striking metaphorical reference to sewage.

Steve: "Hey Bill, watchya doin?"
Bill: "Eh, just surfin the blag-o-toobz"
Steve: "Word."

by the only name left March 9, 2009

Cordon Blag

The practice, nay, ART of making up food as you go along to cover a previous mistake.

Usually used in a professional capacity in Restaurants when you have run out of something, but haven't told the customer, or making something you've forgotten to do.

Example 1:

Chef #1:Hey dude, this bag of prawns isn't cooked

Ninja Chef:Stick them in the Dishwasher

Chef #1:That guy is a true "Cordon Blag" artist.

Example 2:

Chef 1#: We haven't got any lamb curry left

Ninja chef: Just chop up a lamb shank, add roast vegetables, curry paste and microwave. Done.

Chef #1: Isn't that unethical

Ninja Chef: Silence you!

by Jerkston Alfalfa April 10, 2009

blagged

Blagged is northern slang meaning ignored

Tony: have you heard anything from Tanya??
Andy: no sorry mate :(
Tony: I texted her this morning but she blagged me ;(

by Amiee_Eloisexx February 14, 2016