1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.
2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.
3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.
Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile
2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.
3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.
Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile
"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"
"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"
"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 4, 2004
The rare term in an ER only.
Of how a young man usually between the ages of 16 to 27 will come in with damaged tissue on his penis. For the very specific reason of his girlfriend with braces. damaging his penis tissue, foreskin, ECT with a very poorly executed blowjob.
Of how a young man usually between the ages of 16 to 27 will come in with damaged tissue on his penis. For the very specific reason of his girlfriend with braces. damaging his penis tissue, foreskin, ECT with a very poorly executed blowjob.
Very true this happens.
I have had 8 cases in my entire career in emergency care.
But funniest was when a young man about 17 comes in and he has a hoodie tied around his waist and a girlfriend who will not speak following behind closely.
So I ask like every doctor ever " what's wrong ?" He says he will only tell me in private and his girlfriend has to come too. So I agree and take them to a private room.
He begins to explain that he was hanging out for a movie night while the girls parents were out to dinner, and that she wanted to be sexy for him, so she pulled down his pants and began to preform Palacio on him until pleasure turned to horrible pain. Then he showed me.
He said "looks like a razor blade blowjob" all I could do is help ease his pain and check him over to look for major damage and I asked if he was circumcised. He said "no"and I said "you are now." I turn to the girlfriend and ask if she had anything to show me. I grab a pan and she spits out the remaining tissue of what foreskin she had shredded when giving the blowjob.
The boyfriend looks in the pan and faints.
So I call all the parents and it was like watching comedy show. The parents of the girl looked like something out of doctor sues and the boys parents walk in to the ER dressed like a pimp and a hooker. But before the boy left he asked me one question that haunts me and makes me bust out laughing to this day. And I quote.
"Does this make me Jewish now?"
I have had 8 cases in my entire career in emergency care.
But funniest was when a young man about 17 comes in and he has a hoodie tied around his waist and a girlfriend who will not speak following behind closely.
So I ask like every doctor ever " what's wrong ?" He says he will only tell me in private and his girlfriend has to come too. So I agree and take them to a private room.
He begins to explain that he was hanging out for a movie night while the girls parents were out to dinner, and that she wanted to be sexy for him, so she pulled down his pants and began to preform Palacio on him until pleasure turned to horrible pain. Then he showed me.
He said "looks like a razor blade blowjob" all I could do is help ease his pain and check him over to look for major damage and I asked if he was circumcised. He said "no"and I said "you are now." I turn to the girlfriend and ask if she had anything to show me. I grab a pan and she spits out the remaining tissue of what foreskin she had shredded when giving the blowjob.
The boyfriend looks in the pan and faints.
So I call all the parents and it was like watching comedy show. The parents of the girl looked like something out of doctor sues and the boys parents walk in to the ER dressed like a pimp and a hooker. But before the boy left he asked me one question that haunts me and makes me bust out laughing to this day. And I quote.
"Does this make me Jewish now?"
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2018
When someone contracts a form of VD. The infection cause a burning sensation when urinating (peeing, pissing). Usually cleared up with a trip to the doctor.
1)I messed around with that white girl from the club but she was nasty. She gave me VD, had me pissing razor blades in the morning.
2)Shelly cheated on me; I was pissing razor blades. My dad had to take me to the doctor.
3)The condom broke and I caught a bug from Marcy. I've got to go to the clinic because it burns when I piss. Feels like I'm pissing razor blades.
2)Shelly cheated on me; I was pissing razor blades. My dad had to take me to the doctor.
3)The condom broke and I caught a bug from Marcy. I've got to go to the clinic because it burns when I piss. Feels like I'm pissing razor blades.
by N Alleem April 16, 2007
When a man is fucking a woman and she then takes out a razor blade and begins to shave her own and the males genitals.
by bigweiner lover May 11, 2011
A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
by psiscott April 11, 2006
Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.
by name your October 28, 2007
Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007